One day at work I did this.
Posted 2 days ago
I am spending the majority of the next 48 hours completing my last 2 assignments, a week before they are due.
WHO DA BOSS?
Posted 4 days ago
MY APPLICATION TO DEFER MY EXAM GOT APPROVED!
I AM JUST REALLY REALLY HAPPY RIGHT NOW AND TO CELEBRATE I’M GOING TO DO ABSOLUTELY NO UNI WORK WHATSOEVER.
This means I only have 2 assignments left to worry about, and even though they aren’t due for another 2 weeks, I’m halfway through both of them and intend to finish them this week so I will finally be free of the poo that his been Semester 1, 2012.
Posted 5 days ago
Came home to this sitting on my computer the other night.
Dear Sibling,
Just wanted to say thanks for covering my shift tonight, I meant what I said in that text, you really are the best sibling in the world.
I’ll also stay true to my word and cover your shift whenever you need me to in future, but, in the meantime please enjoy this picture of an owl.
My little sister is the coolest human in the world, and I’m so very happy that she is related to me.
Posted 5 days ago
I put a big sign on my cork board this afternoon that says “You are awesome all the time” because I think I have been forgetting that far too much lately. Kellie came in, laughed and said “I’m glad you’re feeling better” before putting a smiley sticker next to it. She’s a cool person.
Posted 5 days ago
- Me: Omg, you're such a good cuddler.
- Pillow:
- Pillow:
- Pillow:
- Pillow:
- Me: Shhh. Don't speak.
Posted 5 days ago
This is nice. I didn’t even know the thing about the labia. I believe any real man, one who appreciates women individually for all their wonderfully different attribute, will know that hey: boobs are boobs, and vaginas are vaginas. Why would you complain? Genitals aren’t exactly ‘attractive’. Dicks are wrinkly and weird looking, whether they’re huge or tiny, or chubby or skinny, or circumcised or uncircumcised. But hey, they’re there for reasons that are essentially, ‘lets make babies and enjoy doing it’. The size of a man’s penis or the length of a woman’s labia does not inhibit either of those things if you appreciate the person you’re sexing. And while people should be able to sex as many people as they please, they should appreciate that sex is a good thing to both give and take, and requires respect and courtesy.
Also, anyone with half a brain should know that porn is totally unrealistic. They’re actors for Christ’s sake. It’s like watching a movie and wanting your partner to be more like a character within it. How fucked is that? Its like, wtf, THEY’RE NOT REAL. If that is actually the case, you need to find yourself a new girlfriend/boyfriend, dude.
(Source: norwaydude87)
Well... Whores will have their trinkets. So kick up your heels, grab a pint, and appreciate the all the shit in the world that makes it so god-fucking-brilliant.
